Reported Megatron? One Sandstorm Funeral Was All It Took

Megatron: "Foolish humans, kneel and submit to me!"

A certain overly sensitive person: "You're insulting my dignity! I'm reporting you! You have to be reported!"

Then, to everyone's astonishment, Megatron actually used ninjutsu!

"Sand Burial!"

The reporter was bound in sand like a silkworm in its cocoon.

Everyone: "This is way too ridiculous!"

Luo Tian: "Actually, this is a mech I built, equipped with the most advanced gravitational field weapons. Once the human body becomes a magnet that attracts silicon dioxide, ninjutsu and the like are no longer a dream!"

Everyone breaks out in a cold sweat: "This isn't just ridiculous. It's ridiculousness delivered with a straight face!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.