Journey to the West: I Transmigrated as Jin Chanzi and Was Cursed by the Tathagata

Blurb: After transmigrating as Jin Chanzi, he dozed off during one of the Tathagata's sermons and was to be cast into the cycle of reincarnation, transformed into the Pilgrim.

Knowing he was doomed, he defied the Tathagata head-on. The Tathagata secretly laid a karmic curse on him, awakening the Karma Reversal System.

While cultivating, karma reverses: cultivation -180, -210

While training his body, fat +30, weakness +57, health -78

Jin Chanzi: "Damn heaven, you want to kill me, huh? I'll be a lazy bum and quit training."

While being lazy, cultivation +190, +360

While indulging himself, health +8, lifespan +12, fertility +6, post-orgasm clarity -9

The Queen Mother: "What? Jin Chanzi sneaked into the Peach Garden? And even immobilized the Seven Fairies?"

Taishang Laojun: "Jin Chanzi! Give me back my Eight Trigrams Furnace!"

The Jade Emperor: "All immortals, take note: guard against fire, theft, and bald monks... No, guard against Jin Chanzi!"

The Tathagata: "Jin Chanzi, put down your staff at once. You can have the seat as lord of Mount Ling."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.