I Was Just a Boy, Yet I Made Dai Xiaomei Cry and Shocked the Entire Internet

Fang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes Dai Xiaomei's childhood friend.

With his parents overseas on business, Fang Chen has no choice but to stay at Dai Xiaomei's house.

Dai Xiaomei: "I signed you up for a show. Do your best, and you could become a star and make lots of money."

Fang Chen: "How much can a star really make? I want to be a bandit!"

"With my skills, I could become the boss of a bandit gang in no time. One month as a bandit would earn enough to keep you busy for the rest of your life!"

Dai Xiaomei's resentment: +99

Fang Chen: "If I'm the one offering something to someone, I don't mind how much I give. But if they demand it from me, I'd rather throw it away than hand it over!"

Dai Xiaomei: "Is that your excuse for not turning in your homework?"

Dai Xiaomei's resentment: +99

Fang Chen: "You do this sort of thing every day. Cosplaying as Hu Tao doesn't mean you've got Hu Tao's... assets."

Dai Xiaomei: "Could you just shut up?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.