I Tore Into a Woman on a Blind Date from the Start: Has Your Grandpa Never Been Married?

Gu Cheng activates a System that rewards him for going on blind dates.

He only meant to go through the motions and claim some System rewards, but instead he runs into all kinds of bizarre women.

What? Talking back to your blind date can earn you extra rewards?

So...

Blind date: "Your social media says you're 185 centimeters tall, but you look barely 180. Typical delusional guy. What a turnoff."

Gu Cheng: "Was your grandfather never married?"

Blind date: "Are you crazy? If my grandfather had never married, where would I have come from?"

Gu Cheng: "That's strange. I checked your social media too. Why can't I see your grandmother?"

Blind date: "???"

Gu Cheng: "Don't get it? Even planes wouldn't take off from there. It's so flat they'd just slide off."

Watching his blind date fly into a rage, Gu Cheng smiled with satisfaction.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.