Eerie Revival: From the Start, I Cut Off Sadako's Hair

Someone posted a question online:

"If Sadako really crawled out of the TV in your house, what would you do?"

Replies from netizens:

"Obviously, I'd kick her right back in. She's so ugly!"

"Shouldn't you win her over with love and justice, then become lifelong friends?"

"Amazing! I hereby dub you the Sadako Undead Knight!"

Lin Qi's answer:

"Sadako at my house? Of course I'd capture her right away. Then I could cut off that long, straight black hair of hers. Given how fast it grows back, I could become a billionaire just by selling her hair!"

"Legendary!"

"A genius of logic!"

"What a talent!"

One day, Lin Qi was watching TV at home when he saw a woman with long, disheveled hair really crawl out of his television...

He immediately grabbed a pair of scissors and charged at her, thrilled!!!

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