Anime Crossover: The Protagonist Squad Comes Knocking, and I Repay Them a Billionfold

I saved the cat that rescued Usagi Tsukino. Out of gratitude, the catgirl wants to have my kids. What's wrong with that?

Naruto was eating ramen all alone, so I took him along to mooch a meal. Kurama was grateful when I took a hit for him. Sounds reasonable, right?

I stole Kurumi Tokisaki's gothic lolita outfit, then returned it to her. So moved, she became my maid. What a sweet girl, always repaying kindness!

I successfully whisked Shirahoshi away and left her frightened and hungry. I showed up just in time to make her feel safe and ordered her some takeout. Then she insisted on becoming my ship so we could sail out to sea together. What a headache!

Yuasa does good deeds every day and wins grateful hearts. The world is so beautiful. Before I knew it, the World Government had put me on its wanted list. It's hard being a good person.

Yuasa raised his arm and shouted, and the protagonists of the crossover series came roaring along, ready to overthrow the tyranny of the Celestial Dragons and the Kaguya clan!

I did absolutely nothing, and somehow ended up winning without lifting a finger!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.