I Am the Ultimate Role-Player

A shut-in uncle, nearly thirty and with nothing to show for it. Career, romance: none of it had anything to do with him!

In a thunderstorm, he pointed at the sky and politely greeted the heavens' father, mother, second uncle, ancestors, and so on. He felt much better afterward!

But who knew the heavens were so petty? One bolt of lightning turned the uncle into charcoal!

He thought his life was over, but when he woke up and saw himself in the mirror, he went mad with shock and disbelief.

Pointing at his reflection and stammering, he said, "Naruto? Naruto!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.