Immortal Martial: How Can You Call It Robbery When It's Just a Bandit's Business?

After transmigrating into an immortal martial world, Gu Weilou became a proud highwayman.

"I opened this mountain, and I planted these trees. If you wish to pass this way, Master, leave some road money!"

A venerable Buddhist monk said, "This humble monk has renounced the world and owns nothing. Please show some mercy, benefactor."

"That's not right, Master. I think your Vajra Indestructible Divine Art is pretty good!"

The venerable Buddhist monk said, "This is the result of my cultivation. You can't steal it."

"Can't steal it? I'll rob the heavens above, the earth below, and the air in between. There's nothing I can't rob. Hand it over!"

Watching the master pass out, Gu Weilou chuckled and turned to a nearby saintess.

"Little miss, you're quite a looker. I won't take your Flying Immortal Sacred Body."

"How about coming up the mountain with this stronghold chief and becoming my bride?"

As a professional bandit, Gu Weilou lives by one creed:

This thing looks great. I want it, so hand it all over!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.