My Life Has a Cheat Mode

Ever since I got this Unlimited Hacking System,

Money has been worthless to me. Can't I just withdraw as much as I want from the bank?

When I play games, I can make Miyamoto chase you around with a tower on his back. How are you going to run away?

I can manipulate stocks however I want, even paint you a Mona Lisa.

"Friends from outer space, I'd like to buy two spaceships and two leaves from you. That's all, no more."

The aliens fled overnight. Earthlings are terrifying. They traded a pile of worthless leaves, and the aliens couldn't refuse at all.

Run! Otherwise, this kid will soon make them sell him the whole planet!

Hey, why am I so awesome?

"Master, you are still the weakest being in all of space and time. You should hurry up and reincarnate."

Everything else is great, except for this System.

Reincarnate? Then my next step is to hack the reincarnation system! Peak from the start!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.