Livestream Q&A: Could a Tiger Lose to a Pit Bull?

Qin Tian transmigrated to a parallel world, where he became the host of a livestream Q&A show and was bound to a System called God-Tier Popularity.

The higher his popularity, the more kinds of rewards he could receive.

So Qin Tian began answering all sorts of bizarre questions submitted by netizens with a straight face.

Fan: "Streamer, pit bulls are so strong, and they even produce saliva that makes them unable to feel pain when fighting. Why do some people still think they can't beat a tiger?"

Qin Tian: "You're right. Pit bulls are muscular and feel no pain, so they should be able to make a tiger die of a stomachache."

Fan: "Streamer, the doctor cured my cerebral palsy. Does that count as depriving me of my right to be an idiot?"

Qin Tian: "The fact you asked that tells me the doctor didn't cure you."

Fan: "Streamer, what's the best way to quit smoking for good?"

Qin Tian: "Get a girlfriend."

Fan: "Streamer, do you mean she can encourage me to quit smoking?"

Qin Tian: "No. Once you have a girlfriend, you won't have money to buy cigarettes."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.