Fragments of the Heavens: Starting with Beating Xu Damao with a Stick

You little rascal Banggeng, how dare you steal the public’s soy sauce! Take this rolling pin!

He Yuzhu swung the rolling pin, but instead of hitting Banggeng, he struck Xu Damao. Xu Damao fell to the ground, and fragments of the Myriad Heavens dropped out of him.

Ding! Picked up a fragment of a ten-cubic-meter storage space, 11/1. Ownership automatically registered.

Banggeng stole a chicken. He’s been rotten since childhood. He needs a beating if he’s ever going to amount to anything. He has to be beaten!

Ding! Picked up a jar of All Colors and Fragrances moisturizing cream and a roast chicken...

Qin Huairu, that white lotus, bullied Silly Zhu his whole life. She needs a beating, and a hard one!

Huh? It didn’t work. Why didn’t any fragments of the Myriad Heavens drop?!

He Yuzhu stroked his chin thoughtfully. Maybe a rolling pin won’t do. Perhaps he should try a golden cudgel instead...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.