The Campus Belle Became My Bed Pillow, and I Got Excited

At midnight, my phone suddenly glitched.

Someone had actually printed the campus belle, a female streamer, and the nation's goddess on body pillows to sell?

Payment successful. Item: Campus Belle Body Pillow

I swear, this really wasn't my idea. My hand moved on its own. Do you believe me?

I'm Lou Yuyan, the campus belle, and I've become a body pillow? No, this has to be a dream.

I've become a body pillow, but I can still feel and smell things?

Urgh, urgh, urgh…

I swear I'll make sure you spend ten lifetimes in prison.

Many years later.

Lou Yuyan, holding their little bundle of joy: "Honey, there's something I've been wondering about for a very, very long time. How did you turn me into a body pillow?"

Luo Sheng felt her forehead. "You don't have a fever. How can a person turn into a body pillow?"

Lou Yuyan gave him a smile that didn't reach her eyes. "Is that so? Then buy lots of things to improve your virility on your way home."

"Confess and you'll be treated leniently. Resist and you'll be dealt with severely."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.