I Revived My Virtual Girlfriend and Was Forced to Load a Scumbag Dating Sim

His girlfriend of nearly 100 days, whom he met online, turned out to be virtual?

Just as Lu Ze was falling apart, the designer told him there was a chance to bring his virtual girlfriend back to life in the real world.

But first, he had to pass the Scumbag Game.

Rule One: Complete seven game missions. Be affectionate, but never fall in love.

Easy. Do you need to fall in love to date someone?

Rule Two: Perfectly handle two or more relationships at the same time, without making a single mistake.

Even easier. I’ll take on seven at once. Just date them all!

Designer: How would you get a girl’s attention?

Lu Ze: I’d write a poem.

I gaze at the bright moon, the moon gazes at you

Delight in reading the scriptures in the library

Happy to buy green cloth and hang it like a veil

You must long for a graceful beauty, just as I do

Designer: An acrostic poem? Tacky! Cliched!

Lu Ze: It’s hidden in the middle and at the end, too. Take your time and savor it.

The Scumbag Game begins!

For you! I’d go against every girl in the world

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.