We Just Met, and You Want Me to Help Pay Off Your Online Loan?

"The restaurant you picked is so low-class. Even the coffee is instant." The woman showed up for their blind date and immediately started criticizing everything.

"Do you have a car? A house? How much money have you saved? Do you have any loans?"

"A goddess like me is doing you a favor by going on a blind date with you."

"Why not use your savings to pay off my online loans? I spent all that money improving myself, so you'll look good when you take me out."

"What do you mean, you have to discuss it with your family first? Don't tell me you're a mama's boy."

She asked me to pay off her online loans on our very first blind date. When I refused, she wouldn't leave me alone. How do I get rid of this woman? I'm waiting online, and it's urgent.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.