Fortune-Telling Report: Those Walking 500,000-Yuan Bounties Are in Tears

Name: Fortune-Telling Report: Those Walking 500,000-Yuan Bounties Are in Tears
Author: I Eat Elephants

算命举报：行走的50万们快哭了

by I Eat Elephants (我吃大象)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 134k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

As Li An happily counts his cash, thinking, "That's another 500,000 in the bag," he sighs, "There are fewer and fewer walking 550,000-yuan bills these days!"

The spy organization is trembling with fear.

"Boss! I really can't complete this mission! Longguo is too tough! They're looking for me everywhere! Please let me come back!" Spy A sobs, tears and snot streaming down his face.

"Hang in there! Love and peace will belong to our great Beautiful Nation!" the man on the other end of the phone says, reassuring him with a cigar between his teeth.

"Boss! Another one of our spy outposts has been wiped out! A bunch of our colleagues have been arrested! They say they gave you up!" Spy B says in terror from his hiding place in a sewer.

Knock, knock, knock!

"Hello, food delivery!"

"We're about to win the final victory. This little sacrifice is nothing! For freedom and democracy! Hold on, I'll go get the delivery!" The moment he opens the door, armed officers pin him to the ground.

When the mastermind arrives at the prison and finds that more of his subordinates are present than at one of their meetings, he falls into deep thought...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.