There Are No Shortcuts in My Life

The award-winning lecturer is starting to dish out toxic advice!

You don't get a second chance at life. If you make a mistake, you can't regret it!

Shi Yu replied, "Ctrl+Z. Just undo the mistake!"

Everyone has their own unique talent. Everyone is born to be useful!

Shi Yu waved a hand. "Ctrl+C. Copy everything."

Cancer is terrifying. Modern medicine can't save you!

Shi Yu smiled. "Ctrl+X. Just cut it out!"

The award-winning lecturer said, "Are you here to ruin my class?"

Shi Yu stood up. "You dare mess with me? Ctrl+V. I'll paste the cancer onto you!"

The award-winning lecturer said, "Dad, I'm sorry..."

Shi Yu declared that there was nothing a keyboard shortcut couldn't fix!

Someone questioned him. "What exactly does a keyboard shortcut do?"

Shi Yu froze. "Sorry, everything I said was nonsense. There are no keyboard shortcuts in my life!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.