Mandrill in the Beginning, Man in Japan

Time traveling has become a very common thing these years. You can travel by death, by walking, or by sleeping. The worlds you go to may be safe or dangerous. So I just rushed for a night. When I was cleaning up my daily routine, I traveled through anime with Mandrill's template and listened to people around me speaking Japanese. Laxatives, people in another world, opening mandrills, and a bunch of things that drop sanity in front of them. It seems that because of karma, they treat me as a kindred spirit and share with me the rules of survival in Heianjing. At the same time, because I often appear at the junction of the underworld and the yang world, the civil servants in the underworld regard me as a colleague. Now I have a headache how to tell them that I am actually an immortal. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.