Siheyuan: What Could I Possibly Have Up My Sleeve?

Who would've thought that scrolling through short videos while sitting on the toilet would send me to the world of the Siheyuan?

At least the Deaf Old Lady has my back.

In a courtyard full of villains, Jiang Feng plans to keep to himself, marry a pretty wife, and live out the rest of his days in peace.

But some people just have it coming, so he transforms into a beacon of light and spreads goodness throughout the courtyard.

"Bang Geng, a real man owns up to his actions. If you don't admit you stole the chicken, I'll lose all respect for you."

"Brother Zhu, I'm only doing this for your own good..."

"Brother Mao, a real man has ambitions beyond his home. Don't let marriage become a stumbling block on your road ahead."

I'm the light of the whole courtyard. What bad intentions could I possibly have?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.