Shining Before the Crowd: I'm the Real Big Shot

Why does the ancient Qiongqi look at my pet with such respect?

Why does the injured woman have nine fluffy tails?

Why can't the southern Gu sorceress stop thinking about my spirit melons?

Why does the Daoist Venerable keep seeking me out to quell his karmic fire?

Why does the bald man from the West call me the Supreme Tathagata?

Why does the Confucian sage keep playing games with me in the middle of the night?

Why does the half-step Martial God keep sneaking off with my chickens?

Who am I? Where am I?

Why am I, unable to cultivate, trapped in a cage full of big shots?

Those pairs of burning eyes turn toward me.

So... I'm the real big shot after all...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.