Chongzhen Crashes My Meals: Join My Rebellion and You Can't Go Wrong

Song Qing transmigrated to the late Ming dynasty and whisked Chen Yuanyuan away, only to be chased through the city by servants of the Wu family.

Starving and exhausted, Song Qing casually struck up a conversation with a passerby on the street and invited himself to a meal.

"Brother, listen. Joining my rebellion is definitely the right move."

"We'll take land from the local gentry and distribute it to the people. They'll surely follow us."

"So, are you in or not?"

Chongzhen: "Brother, that sounds like a solid plan. Let's get going. Cheers!"

Song Qing: "Great! Don't worry, Brother Zhu. When I become emperor, you'll be the Prince Who Stands Shoulder to Shoulder with Me."

Chongzhen: "Now that's bold! From now on, I'm King Zhu!"

Song Qing: "And I'm King Song!"

The innkeeper trembled with fear and had no choice but to come along.

Empress Zhou and Empress Zhang stared in stunned disbelief, somehow finding themselves turned into bandit wives.

When he sobered up, Chongzhen looked at the stronghold he'd taken over and was completely dumbfounded.

Had I... started a rebellion?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in it.