Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Celestial Master Descends the Mountain, Fellow Daoist, Please Wait

"Master, how are my career and marriage looking? Please take a look for me!" asked a boss worth tens of millions, beaming with pride.

Wang Lan calculated on his fingers, then shook his head. "Fellow cultivator, your career is going smoothly, but your marriage... you've been cheated on, and the child isn't yours."

The man flew into a rage and refused to believe it. Then he went home and caught them in the act.

"Master, could you take a look at my recent financial luck?" A burly man with a scarred face laughed loudly.

Wang Lan calculated on his fingers, then his eyes lit up. "Tsk, I don't know how your finances are looking, but you're certainly in for a lot of time behind bars. Looks like you're headed for prison!"

He immediately called the police to report a wanted criminal. When the officers arrived, the viewers in the live stream went wild.

"Master, tell me about my love life!" said a woman in a lovely voice.

Wang Lan looked up and spat out his tea.

"Cough, cough. No romance in your fate. You'll be alone for life!"

He coughed, waved his hand, and said, "All right, let's welcome our next victim!"

"Bah, I mean, our next fellow cultivator!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.