I Only Wanted a System, So Why Did So Many Show Up?

"Good heavens! I've been transmigrated for over half a year. Where's my golden finger? Where's my System? I don't want to keep being a couch potato!"

Shen Han nearly cried.

One day, a meteor shower streaked across the sky. He went crazy and made a "very, very small" wish upon the shooting stars: Give me a System, please!

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!

The System had arrived. It really had!

But not just one. A whole bunch of them! The God of Cooking System, the Myriad Worlds Trading System, the Show-Off-in-Public System, the Works-Sometimes System, the Divine Beast Raising System, the Collect Insults System... Countless Systems rushed over, wanting Shen Han to be their boss. They started fighting, and after "friendly" negotiations, they decided to take turns being the boss. Er, no, to take turns loading themselves onto him. From then on, Shen Han went from couch potato to living it up! Bystanders: "Holy crap, Shen Han is showing off again. How does this guy show off every single day, and come up with something different every time?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.