Twelve Years in Elementary School, Please Just Let Me Graduate

Twelve years ago, Zhao Tianming transmigrated to Blue Star and activated the Little Overlord System.

He spent twelve years coasting through elementary school, refusing to move up a grade no matter what!

Teacher: You can't even do 1 + 1, yet you wrote that it doesn't equal 2?

Zhao Tianming: If one dad plus one mom makes 1 + 1, then having a child makes three people. It could even make four.

Teacher: Why isn't the integer after 3 a 4?

Zhao Tianming: There's an integer called bleem between 3 and 4. They say if you figure it out, you can enter the fourth dimension. I'm almost there.

Teacher: You were supposed to write an essay about Li Bai. Why did you say he was a swordsman?

Zhao Tianming: Historical records say Li Bai practiced swordsmanship as a boy and even studied under Pei Min, the greatest swordsman of the Tang Dynasty. How is he not a swordsman?

Teacher: If you know everything, why have you been in elementary school for twelve years? Please, just graduate already...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.