Why, why do other people's time travels involve picking up girls and pretending to be cool, but when I arrived, I became like this
Looking at the oil-stained hammer in his hand, Han Yu helplessly held up his head, kicked the golden shrimp balls away from his feet, looked at the stunned Ke Qing, adjusted his glasses and said
"Well, beauty, I'm not usually so violent. Do you believe it?"
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Keqing: Ahhhhh, the golden shrimp balls are eating people! Han Yu, save me!
Xiang Ling: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah... Come on!
Thor: Huh? Tuanzi rebelled? What, milk actually dares? Han Yu! Do I order you to destroy them immediately?
Zhongli: Huh? From a common rational point of view, this is indeed somewhat outrageous...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
