Megatron Is Here! Celebrities, Get in Line!

Universal Beijing Resort

In the Transformers theme park.

"Megatron, I want you to put your arm around me!"

a beautiful woman calls sweetly.

"Put my arm around you?"

"You should be grateful I don't crush you underfoot!"

The woman bursts out laughing.

When it comes to beautiful women, I come out swinging!

When it comes to the elderly, I'm meek and deferential!

Still, there are always some humans who don't know their place.

"What's so great about celebrities? They're just entertainers."

"Who gave you the right to skip the line? Are you pretending to be someone privileged?"

"Mom, why don't they have to line up, and why are they so mean?"

Hmph.

You want to cut in line?

When it comes to people like this, I take on the whole world!

I, Megatron, am here!

Celebrities?

Get in line, like everyone else!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.