Mythic Haotian: I Scared Hongjun to Tears from the Start

The supreme Jade Emperor, ruler over the Myriad Worlds, retired and set off to wander the worlds he once governed. This time, he descended upon a prehistoric world as a stubborn rock named Haotian, newly enlightened by Hongjun.

With a single thought, he could bring a prehistoric world into being. In that world, he raised the primordial gourd vine into the Calabash Brothers.

As everyone knows, the most important thing when transmigrating into a prehistoric world is to mess with Hongjun's head. (Doge)

Hongjun: "Haotian, I have enlightened you today. Would you be my Daoist attendant?"

Haotian: "Get lost!"

Hongjun: "????"

The Three Pure Ones: "I aspire to the Sword Dao. We shall take Hongjun as our master!"

Haotian: "Listen, that jerk Hongjun has a grudge against your whole family!"

The Three Pure Ones: "????"

Hongjun: "Haotian, you have ruined my great plan. You and I are sworn enemies!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.