Are You Serious? Every Protagonist Wants to Become a Player!

Su Li transmigrates to the Hongmeng Continent and binds himself to the Fourth Calamity System.

But the identities of the players he summons are anything but ordinary.

Ruthless Empress: "The Wilderness instance needs people to collect corpses. Team members just have to lie flat!"

Xiao Yan: "Recruiting for the Flaming Mountain instance! We leave once the party is full. Looking for a strong 'tank' and a healer. We have an 'old grandpa' in the party who provides all kinds of pills, in generous quantities!"

Ying Zheng: "Recruiting for the guild. Search for 'Immortal Qin Is Invincible' and apply to join. The guild has great perks and plenty of beauties, including Yan Lingji, Moon Goddess, Zi Nu, and Shao Siming!"

Iron Man: "Ahem... Selling a large stock of Iron Man suits and mushroom bombs. Buy as much as you like, and regular customers get 20% off!"

Whitebeard: "Gurarararara... The Pirate Guild is recruiting! Players who love the sea, join up quick. Pops will lead you to conquer the ocean!"

Sona: "Everything at the Drunken Dream Pavilion is half price today..."

After a while, Su Li realized that the foreign races were no big deal after all.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.