At the Beginning of the Game, I Am Determined to Marry Xiao'e!

"Hey monkey, we have a magic trick called 'Ruyi Golden Hoop'. Once the stick is inserted, it knocks out the entire audience. Do you want to learn it?" "Hey old cow, we have a magical power called 'Domineering', which can knock over even a saint. Are you interested in knowing about it?" "Hey Yang Jian, what's wrong with your broken eyes? Look at this magical power of ours, called the 'Eye of Origin'. What we shoot out is the light of destruction and death that can blind the eyes of a saint." "Hey little Nezha, you two tires haven't retired yet, look at this magical power of mine called 'The Heavenly Descendance of Heaven and Earth', it can take you through the world in the blink of an eye." "Hey Taiyi..." "No need to say it! Brother Tianpeng, please teach me your magical powers! Let's form a team to fight against the heavens and steal Sister Chang'e to be my brother's wife!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.