Funeral: Are You Kidding Me? What Is This Fracture?

"I told you to start a company, and you started some creepy underworld business? Are you trying to make filial piety your superpower?"

"Fine, fine. Every trade has its champion. I'll put up with it."

"You want to slash prices and burn money to attract customers first. I totally understand."

"But what the hell is this 9.9-yuan package?"

Pay me 990 million. After you die, an alien warship appears. Just as humanity is about to panic, your soul materializes. You stroll forward, take seven steps, and laugh: "A friend has come from afar. Today, I humbly ask your fleet to retreat nine light-years..."

Pay me 90 billion. After you die, people from the future cross over from the distant reaches of time and space, all to kill you alone. Meanwhile, people from the past cross the river of time, searching for one person and one legend!

"Boss, these..."

"Ah! You're shaking your heads. You're still not satisfied? Then I have custom packages too. I can definitely come up with even crazier ideas. You..."

"No! Could we take turns going through all these packages?"

"Uh... In theory, that should be possible."

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.