I Insulted the Heavenly Emperor from the Start, and the Next Day I Became the Dragon King

Lin Yang was unexpectedly pulled into a chat group by someone called the Eternal Great Dao.

The people in the chat group were strange.

They were always talking about how to seize treasures in secret realms and how to cultivate particular techniques.

Even their usernames were full of over-the-top, chuunibyou vibes.

There was the Little Princess Nalan, Born with Double Pupils but Diagnosed with Glaucoma, My Dad Says I Have the Bearing of a Great Emperor, and the Supreme Mystic Sage's Son Hua Zhixian, among others.

Lin Yang almost thought he'd joined the wrong group.

But he couldn't leave, so he had to endure the daily torment of the group's terminal chuunibyou cases.

Finally, one day, Lin Yang couldn't take it anymore. He decided to give them a thorough verbal dressing-down and make those late-stage chuunibyou patients face the harshness of reality.

But after he finished laying into them,

he never expected that the very next day,

Little Princess Nalan would show up at his door. "I'll come clean: I'm Nalan Yanran. Xiao Huohuo doesn't want me anymore. I'll transfer five million to you. Can you help me?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.