The Funeral: The Tortoise Is Skipping School, and the Softshell Turtle Won't Stay in the Dorm

Dozens of unmarked military vehicles, and over a hundred people in matching black suits.

A funeral venue that sprang up overnight.

Powerful figures from every field came to pay their respects.

A business tycoon: Tengma of Shenzhen. A Taoist master: Wang Ye of Wudang. A tomb raider: the Zhang family's Little Brother. A cultivator: the Desolate Clan's Heavenly Emperor...

The funeral, livestreamed in its entirety by Bingbing, lasted a full seven days...

Everyone believed that Jiang Mu, the deceased, had a mysterious and terrifying past...

Then, on the seventh day after his death, all the guests gathered to mourn and pay their final respects!

But Jiang Mu came back to life!

And that's not all: everything the funeral guests had boasted about became reality!

The chairman of the Ma family, the head of Wudang, the Zhang family's leader...

This was the funeral for a second chance at life that he had arranged for twenty thousand yuan!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.