The God-Tier Weapons Dealer Who Just Wants to Break Even and Make Friends

Hey, kid, want to slay a dragon? Here, take this magic sword and cut it down in one hit for 9

Boss, can I return this divine weapon? I haven't even swung it, and the monster's already been reduced to dust. This isn't fun at all!

Hello, sir. To prevent divine weapons from being stolen, they come with an anti-theft System. Once bound, they cannot be unbound.

What? You want a nuclear weapon? Hold on, I'll ask the System."

Nuclear weapons are too popular. We're all sold out, but we still have antimatter in stock. We sell it by the ton. How many tons would you like?

Hey, kid, how's the dragon slaying going? I've got more here

Don't come any closer!!!

Bro, I asked for an AK-47. Why did you send me a nuclear warhead?!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.