My Possessions Have Too Much Self-Esteem and Can Upgrade Themselves

Jiang Chen woke up and was shocked to discover that not only had his possessions developed minds of their own, they had all mutated.

"Ding... The Host's Wuling Hongguang saw a sports car by the roadside and felt it was too shabby to be worthy of the Host!"

"It automatically upgraded into a Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"

"Ding... The Host's bank card felt too empty to even buy a pack of spicy strips!"

"It automatically upgraded into a black card with a ten-billion limit!"

"Ding... The Host's shabby little house saw a mansion on TV and felt envious!"

"It automatically upgraded into a three-story duplex villa!"

"Ding... The Host's bowls and chopsticks felt that they had no value beyond being used for meals."

"They automatically upgraded into Yuan blue-and-white porcelain!"

"Ding... The Host's..."

"That's enough! Could you all settle down for a bit? Where do you get so many ideas all day long?"

"Can you let me have one quiet minute?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.