Livestream Fortune-Telling: Dear Viewers, You're in for a Rough Time

Gao Bo, an ordinary small-time outdoor streamer, accidentally binds himself to a Divine Fortune-Telling System. He can communicate with the yin and yang realms and read feng shui. From then on, his livestreams take a bizarre turn.

A viewer: "Yeah, right. What year is it, and you're still livestreaming fortune-telling? Do you think we're idiots you can fool?"

Gao Bo: "You, viewer. You've committed a crime and still dare to watch my stream? You're really in for it!"

A wealthy platform user: "I make tens of millions a year. How long would you streamers have to work to earn that much?"

Gao Bo: "Brother, even when you're busy making money, you should go home and check in now and then. Your wife is working out at home!"

After a few such incidents, Gao Bo's fame spread far and wide.

A female streamer: "Big brother, I heard you're amazing at fortune-telling. Could you come over and bless me?"

A relevant government department: "We're having trouble capturing a wanted criminal. Comrade Gao Bo, please give us a hand!"

Gao Bo: "Fortune-telling is just entertainment. Everyone, please believe in science!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.