Doupo: I Was Fooled by Thirty Years Hedong at the Beginning

I'm just an ordinary student at Douhun Academy. Just today I was beaten by Xiao Yan and lost my girlfriend! Huh, noobs also have dignity. I waited for the opportunity for revenge. Seeing her vindictiveness disappearing and squatting in the corner shivering, I rubbed my wrist and passed away. She is actually still shouting about "Thirty Years of Hedong"? Joke! What? Tang Shan, the ice beauty on campus, thinks I have a "method of death"? I rubbed my temples with a headache. I really didn't want to be beaten by the Clear Sky Hammer again! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.