In Konoha, I Am the Most Cunning Ninja in the World.

Madara: "The only thing in this ninja world that I can look at seriously, apart from Hashi hotties, is Miyazaki's ridicule!" Metkai: "I have to say that Tiao's physical skills are really superior to mine... Damn it! Youth is burning hot! Tiao, let us compete again! I will definitely win this time!" Kakashi: "Genius? I am not a genius. The real genius is to ridicule that guy. Compared with him, I am just an ordinary person." Sarutobi Hiruzen: "You are so strong, but why don't you want to inherit my will of fire? Hey~ I must have not brainwashed you enough." Yuhi Hong: "Is it true that all powerful men are straight men? It's really a headache..." Obito: "Master! Drink Coke!" Ridiculed: "Hey~ Invincible, so empty, so lonely... At this moment, I finally understand how Saitama-kun feels, but~ fortunately, I am not bald." Saying that, he ridiculed and drank the Coke that Obito handed over... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.