Random Challenge: Making the Warring States Dance to Gokuraku Jodo from the Start

A mysterious random-challenge game suddenly appeared on the Grand Line.

Sengoku: "I'll never forget that song, 'Gokuraku Jodo'!!"

Whitebeard's commanders: "That damn 'Manly Version' of New Treasure Island... Ahhh, my eyes!"

Yonko Kaido: "On the Navy's Enies Lobby, shouting 'I want to live!' at the top of your lungs!? You bastard, how dare you make a fool of me!!"

Yonko Shanks: "At the Summit War, saying, 'That's enough. Do me a favor. Whitebeard is practically my brother... Name your price'???"

Mastermind Duke: "Seriously, don't blame me. I don't set the random challenges. These ridiculous challenges are... Wait, put down your weapons and talk this out. I'm a victim too."

In an interview with a media tycoon, Duke shrugged. "Every time a new round of challenges starts, I have to win over a woman in seven days, then dump her hard on the eighth... Do you know how painful that is? Do you understand? You don't understand at all! My ex-girlfriends are hunting me all across the seas. Damn it!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.