Are You Crazy? The Dark Magician Only Has One Hand?

In everyone's eyes, Yu Tu is devastatingly handsome, but his cultivation talent is so poor he's a complete weakling.

In Yu Tu's own eyes, however, he's Heaven's illegitimate son and the beloved of the Goddess of Luck, all because he transmigrated here.

After waiting patiently for eighteen years, his transmigration golden finger finally activates.

Yu Tu smiles confidently. It's official: he's the protagonist.

The beginner's gift pack notification says he's received the Dark Magician...

Yu Tu grins crookedly. He's got the protagonist's destiny in the bag.

After reconnecting the broken sentence, he confirms that all he got was one of the Dark Magician's hands.

Yu Tu can't help sighing. Maybe this is what being the protagonist is like. Without hardship, how could he come out with a cool line like, "Don't look down on a poor young man"?

But when he checks the hand's attributes...

The ancients didn't lie: jerking off really can make you disintegrate into nothing.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.