I Was Robbed from the Start, So I Volunteered to Be a Hostage

Synopsis: Choices + comedy + one female lead = ?

Zhang Feng has barely transmigrated when he runs into bank robbers.

Option one: Kill the robbers. Reward for completion: Physical fitness reduced by half!

Option two: While keeping all the hostages alive, shout "I'm your dad!" at the robbers, then kill them. Reward for completion: Physical fitness increased fivefold!

Is there even a choice? Of course he picks option two!

From then on, Zhang Feng embarks on all sorts of hilarious ways to get himself killed.

The protagonist is decisive and ruthless when trouble strikes, while his everyday life is a little goofy and funny.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.