Siheyuan: From the Start, I Slap Silly Zhu, the Man Who Dumps His Responsibilities on Others

Chen Bing was watching Love in the Courtyard when he ended up transmigrating into the courtyard himself.

He becomes Chen Bing, the adopted son of the deaf old lady, who has returned home from military service. From the start, he gets a God-Tier Choice System: tame the courtyard schemers to get a prize draw, and slap someone to greatly increase the odds of winning big.

After the deaf old lady is hospitalized, Chen Bing becomes the pillar of the household.

First, he slaps Silly Zhu. The man takes the blame for everything and abuses his position for personal gain.

Then he slaps Bang Geng. He dares to steal a chicken today, so tomorrow he'll dare to steal money.

Third, he slaps Jia Zhangshi. She doesn't even want to be human, and she's worse than a pig.

There are other big shots in the courtyard, too? He slaps them all. They all lust after profit and fame, and none of them are any good.

He opens the prize-draw System and gets ten courtyard houses, but only ten thousand yuan. Thinking about the times, that seems about right. He does, however, have plenty of ration coupons, including collectible stamps!

Later, he heads to the bay and finds Yang Xue. Luo Yuzhu lives in a courtyard house just two streets away.

Tame the courtyard schemers and get rich: a house, money, and women. A perfect life begins in the Red Star Courtyard!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.