Shocking Start: I Was Broadcast Live by the Author

I thought I was a real person, but who would have thought? I was actually made up by the author. Save the poor child! How can I become a real person? I just want to be an upright person. Why is it so difficult? It's all the fault of the author. Who can give me a slap in the face of the stinky author? Ps, is your world real...●—●Hahahaha￥! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.