One Hundred Thousand Yuan to Build Your Mysterious Funeral!

Want to leave behind a legendary story in this world?

Want people to wonder if you were secretly a powerful figure before you died?

Want a mysterious past that inspires awe? Come to Anxin Funeral Home. We can make it happen!

You need to pay.

Pay 100,000 yuan, and your funeral will feature...

An unlicensed black Passat, and twenty people in black suits and sunglasses, holding black umbrellas and wearing wireless earpieces. They will silently watch over the funeral and bow deeply to the deceased.

Pay 1 billion yuan, and your funeral will feature...

A coffin carried by nine dragons, burying you in the eternal depths of space! Buddhas across the land will chant the Diamond Sutra for you! The Great Primordial World will offer its Heavenly Treasures as your grave goods! The Desolate Heavenly Emperor will come to your tomb, pluck stars from the sky with one hand, and refine them into your tombstone! Xu Que will lead the members of the Heaven-Bombing Gang to pay their respects!

Pay up, and everyone attending your funeral will wonder about your mysterious and terrifying past!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.