The Rookie Ninjas of Konoha: Our Teacher's Wild Claims Turned Out to Be True

Do you know what kind of ninja I want to train?

The toughest kind, the kind who can take a hit and never back down. They should fight at the Kage level, use ninjutsu without hand seals, open the Eight Gates whenever they want, and cast genjutsu in the blink of an eye.

When they meet an enemy, whether or not they intend to fight, they should charge in and yell, "You're dead, you hear me!"

They should have that authentic Konoha powerhouse style. What a point of pride!

Summoning techniques, forbidden techniques, resurrection techniques: if it can be learned, they should learn it all.

Poor talent? No problem. Give them a good dose of Talk no Jutsu.

If they really can't win, have them use Bluff no Jutsu. They should scare their enemies to death.

You want to know what rank my ninjutsu is?

Whether or not it explodes, it should leave a crater at least four hundred square meters wide when it hits the ground.

If you can only fight at the Elite Jonin level, don't go around telling people I trained you.

I have just one rule for teaching students:

Don't aim for the best, just aim to be the toughest!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.