I'm About to Die, and You're Saying Kesha Is Inside Me?

Yu Ming transmigrates into the Naruto world.

During the Nine-Tails' rampage, he is about to face the beast, which is as large as a mountain.

Just as the Nine-Tails is about to bring its foot down, Yu Ming vanishes from the spot.

A voice rings out in his mind: "I am Holy Kaisha. Human, you're very lucky."

Yu Ming stares in shock. "Kaisha? The one they call the Sofa God?"

Kaisha: "Human, you're very rude."

Yu Ming: "Then can you give me the Super Gene Code, the Knowledge Repository, the Secondary Void Engine, the Blazing Sun bombardment, the Space-Time Wings, and the Heavenly Blade Judgment?"

Kaisha: "I'll think about it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.