Paying Ten Billion: At the Funeral, Hongjun Merges with the Coffin

Want to become a legend in the eyes of your family and friends?

Want people to wonder if you were secretly a big shot in life?

Want those who wronged you while you were alive to feel regret, fear, and despair?

Pay me 20,000 yuan, and at your funeral I'll arrange an unregistered Range Rover, twenty men in black, and a white-haired elder with an imposing presence. He'll hold a white rose, wear a solemn expression, mourn for several minutes, then bow deeply.

Pay one million, and an immortal will fly here on his sword, summoning thunder and lightning at your funeral to clear the way for you.

Pay ten billion, and a Heavenly Sage will cross time and space, bringing all six Sages with him. Hongjun, the Heavenly Dao, will hold the sun and moon in his left hand and the stars in his right. The hazy purple aura of the Great Dao will fill the air. The sun and moon will vanish, the stars will accompany you in death, and a Sage's body will join you in the coffin, protecting your peace for a hundred lifetimes.

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My name is Qin Luo, and I'm a Divine Funeral Director. As long as you're willing to pay, I can give you anything you want and let the people attending your funeral experience the earth-shattering secrets from your life that were never revealed.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.