You Asked Me to Start a Farm, So What Is This Peashooter?

"Kai, give me ten thousand bundles of Ice Pea Shooters, the whitest and longest ones you've got!"

"The city is surrounded by zombies, Ye Kai! When are your Winter Chili Peppers arriving?"

"Damn, this Cob Cannon is so juicy! Second Battalion Commander, buy me another hundred bundles!"

They may all be farming, but the crops grown by Ye Kai, who got a God-Tier Farm System, just keep getting more and more absurd.

Sunflower: "It's hot, so hot!"

Peashooter: "I really want to shoot something."

Doom-shroom: "Let me eat you!"

Cob Cannon: "Fire! Fire!"

An absurd farm, with absurd crops.

Even the lofty goddesses are drawn to it.

When the latest generation of Ice Pea Shooters grew long legs, Ye Kai was stunned.

Crops with human forms and minds of their own!?

Ye Kai: "I'm really just farming!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.