Journey to the West: The Technique I Made Up on a Whim Made the Monkey a Saint

Guang Hua transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes the senior brother of the Guang generation on Mount Fangcun. His dream is to be a laid-back slacker.

But when the monkey arrives, Patriarch Bodhi directly orders him to teach the newcomer.

Guang Hua is naturally unwilling. After all, the monkey will cause Havoc in Heaven one day and bring no end of trouble. What if he ends up bearing the karmic consequences?

So he doesn't teach him seriously at all. Instead, he spouts nonsense and passes on a cultivation technique he made up on the spot.

But who could have known?

The moment Sun Wukong is born, he punches the Buddha into oblivion and kicks the Heavenly Court to pieces!

"Patriarch, didn't you cripple his roots and destroy his spiritual meridians? How is he still so powerful?"

"This is terrible! Sun Wukong has cultivated an Ancestral Shaman true form and comprehended the Three Thousand Great Daos! He also thought the Golden Cudgel wasn't good enough, so he refined the entire Eastern Sea into thirty-six Sea-Calming Divine Needles!"

"The Heavenly Court has been smashed to pieces! We were told the monkey would only reach the Taiyi realm, but he's already become a sage!"

Jieyin: "Junior Brother, how did you teach your disciple?"

Zhunti: "I..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.