I'll Recite Poetry, Damn It: From the Start, I Use the Star-Absorbing Technique!

A poetry-reciting System, with the Great Absorption Skill in the starter gift pack. I absorb, I absorb! Absorb your ass!

Absorbing a mountain of gold increases the body's toughness tenfold.

Absorbing a burial mound increases the soul tenfold.

Start reciting melancholy poems, and reciting poetry makes you stronger.

Moonlight before my window, looks like frost upon the ground! Foundation Establishment, first level.

We set out at daybreak, and grieve when night falls! Foundation Establishment, second level.

A flash of cold light, my blade swings down, and I slaughter your whole family.

Who first saw the moon by the riverbank? In what year did the river moon first shine upon man? Ten thousand melancholy points received.

Generation after generation, life goes on without end; year after year, the river moon looks much the same! Ten thousand melancholy points received.

I recited poetry all night, and by dawn had millions upon millions of melancholy points. I traded them for a hundred million.

The short, dark-skinned Kuang Shan has a four-step plan to pursue the campus belle:

First: get close through studying.

Second: get close through everyday life.

Third: get close emotionally!

Fourth: let affection grow over time and flirt ambiguously! Take it slow and steady.

One day, the campus belle blushed and asked Kuang Shan, "Does that Lin Nifan have someone he likes?"

Kuang Shan brought people to beat up Nifan, who then bound himself to the Poetry-Reciting System.

"Kuang, you little blackie! Get down on your knees!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.