Hey, Let Me Go, I Raised a Satellite

I swiped my phone and got a confirmation message. "If you confirm the adoption, please click Confirm." If I adopt your sister, I can't even feed myself. Continue brushing, holding up the panda eyes. Another damn message popped up. Damn it, I feed you, I starve you to death. Click OK. "Master, congratulations, I was successfully adopted by you." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.