Recruiting Players: From Red Alert to the Stars

Includes Red Alert, StarCraft, Warhammer, and ** Star.

Qin Ji, once the ruler of an empire, was pulled into another dimension after the final reckoning of the Warp's fifty-year cycle.

His empire was destroyed and his people were gone, leaving Qin Ji no choice but to recruit the Fourth Calamity.

"Hey, here's a secret: Tanya's the special forces instructor, and she's insanely hot!"

"So why do they get to join the Space Marine legions, while I'm stuck piloting a spaceship like some useless Tenno?"

Khorne: "What the **** is wrong with these people? They yell 'kill, kill, kill' all day, then act like I don't exist!"

Tzeentch: "I've dangled so many temptations in front of them. Why hasn't a single person taken the bait?"

Slaanesh: "I recruited you as followers, not so you could look at lewd pictures, you idiots!"

Nurgle: "Hey, why are fat guys being discriminated against?"

The Emperor: "Brother Qin Ji, you finally made it. The Golden Toilet, uh, I mean, the Golden Throne. Have a seat."

Qin Ji shrugged. Don't blame me for being too good. Blame the soldiers for being too strong. It can't be helped.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.